Pets.

If I had a terrior I would name him Kipper.
If I had a sheep I'd name her Darla.
If I had a small white bunny I'd name her Miffy.
If I had a large brown bunny I'd name him Benjamin.
If I had a duck I'd name her Jamima.
If I had a black cat I'd name it Felix.
If I had a viscious rooster I'd call it Token.
If I had a turtle I'd call him Moby.
If I had a pigeon I'd call it Terrance.