Another Day. Charolastra Manifesto.
I have fallen into a sea of despair. Last night I dreamed that I jumped into the sea and drowned again. It's becoming a reoccuring dream. I almost started crying in the grocery store last night. This is a farmilar feeling. Loneliness, coldness, numbness, anger, despair, vulnerability. Take me away from here. I would do any number of stupid things right now to feel wanted and loved. Including the correspondence I am currently maintaining.. I won't go into it.
I need to write my own Manifesto.
In the mean time here's the Charolastra Manifesto from Y Tu Mama Tambien.
1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra.
2. Do whatever you feel like.
3. Pop beats poetry.
4. Get high at least once a day.
5. You shall not screw another Charolastra’s girl.
6. Whoever likes Team America is a fag.
7. Whacking off rules.
8. Never marry a virgin.
9. Whoever roots for Team America… (it’s worth repeating)
10. Truth is cool, but unattainable.
11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of “Charolastra.”
(from Y Tu Mama Tambien)

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